Drug maths

Going past some yoofs in Camden yesterday, I was treated to some very technical drug maths.

Yoof 1: "'ow much we gonna get yeah?"

Yoof 2: "Well, right, we bin off a week yeah, and we gone through 30 quid's worth, and we still 'ave a week left."

Yoof 1: "So we gotta get 40 quid's worth?"

Yoof 3: "yeah, man, get 40"

Yoof 2: "yeah, bruv, wicked"

Drug maths. 2 + 2 = 4 and a bit. 3 + 3 = about 8. 10 + 10 = shitloads.