Pitch

"So what's the movie about?"

"It's about a dog hotel."

"A dog hotel?"

"Yeah, you know, loads of dogs in a building, causing havoc."

"Ok....I'm not convinced...."

"Well, you see these kids make a hotel for all the dogs..."

"The kids make this? Oh right, is this a Pixar thing, because that would work. Talking dogs, maybe set in the future? We could really go to town on the fur, maybe get John Cusack in, even Nicole Kidman. It'd be a smash!"

"No, this is real. We use real, trained dogs."

"Ok, so let me get this straight. The kids make a hotel for all these dogs and they just run round for an hour thirty? No talking dogs, just some kids cleaning shit up?"

"Yeah. I call it 'Hotel for Dogs'"

"Get the fuck out my office."