Dusty Night Terror

“Who are you Sir?”
“My name is Mr Cherrick,
From Ryman, Hucklwitz & D’Troth,
We represent the interests of a Giant Moth”

R'mance

“Yeowgh!”
“Shh you, why all that din?”
“I said two, but you put all your fingers in”

Politics, Performed in style of John Hegley

Gore-den Braun
As in Eva Braun, Hitler’s Bird
Small with blond hair
I bet she wore real fur
A tenuous link to Margret Thatcher*
Apparently she wasn’t that good at her job, Sir**

*Pronounced ‘Fat-Churgh’ to tie in with the above line.

** I was born in ’84; I’ve heard she stole milk and something about the Falklands, can’t say I’m that clued up. It’s embarrassing really.

Pie Rate

He saw that I’d stopped eating my pie
I tried to stay cool
But we both knew I’d noticed he only had one eye

I did a politics degree...

The Government?
I doubt they’d ever repent,
They seem positively hell bent,
On letting our economy ferment,
Like some hideous yeast,
Infection

Sean...

Sean is possibly my best friend
With him I would totally commit to a week long cruise
Although, our friendship was tested when I dreamt he had boobs